GOD: "Hmmm, let's see! First Commandment ... love me! I'm so gorgeous how could you not?
Second ... make no idol of me! They couldn't possibly do me justice, anyway!
Third ... Don't even think of badmouthing me! Nobody pops my bubble!
Fourth ... Devote one day in seven to me and only me, and how much you groove on me! "

Gods' Afterthought: "Let's see, let's see! I've covered the most important ones about yours truly, moi ... so, listen to your mom and dad, don't murder anyone, don't fuck around if you're married, don't steal, don't lie under oath, and don't envy others! For Christ's sake don't do anything to embarrass me!"

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