We'wha: "It's true, MISFORTUNE does befall those who piss off people like me!!!" Standing Officer: "NO MORE, PLEASE! WE SURRENDER !!!" Prone Soldier: "Sir, if their women fight like this ... how did we ever beat their men?"

"I cannot see how a man of any degree of humorous perception can ever be religious --- except he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force. " Mark Twain (Mark Twain's Notebooks and Journals - August 1887 - July 1888)