"O' Great Spirit of the Turkey, we thank you for the gift of your life and as we consume your flesh we beg your forgiveness! We are humbly grateful!"
INDIAN LASS:
"Yeah, yeah! Thanks Turkey! Now, LET'S EAT!!!"
"Thanking me for the gift of my life!? Gift!? What gift? You MURDERED ME!!! Now you want me to forgive you? NO WAY! I hope you get food poisoning! I HATE YOU!!!"
