"Mother, just look at me! I'm gorgeous! I'm an exciting and erotic woman! I love it! I love Rome! I love men and I love the men in the Praetorian guard! How will the guard not love me in return! I shall go talk with them this very night! Will they not desire to screw me?"
Julia Soaemias (the mother):
"Oh honey, I'm afaid that is exactly what they'll do to you!!!"
ELAGABALUS LAST DAY ON EARTH!!!
