Monk:
"John, it's said that Montanus was one of those disgusting eunuch priests of Cybele! Like the others he wore women's clothes, makeup, and did his hair in the manner of a woman, even taking a woman's name! IS THAT TRUE?"

John of Ephesus:
"Yes, all of it's true! Then he started his version of Christianity! He claimed Christ would return as a woman, and women were given equal authority with men in his church! Maximilla and Prisca were his major priestesses, only subordinate to Montanus! They are buried here, on either side of some unknown authority in the church called Carata! It's strange though, no one ever heard of Carata! And another strange thing is that no one knows where Montanus is buried!"


Monk:
"Hmmm ... that's strange all right!"
John of Ephesus:
"It is a mystery far beyond our limited, power of understanding!"

"The fruits of Christianity were religious wars, butcheries, crusades, inquisitions, extermination of the natives in America and the introduction of African slaves in their place."
Arthur Schopenhauer (The Works of Schopenhauer - p. 490)