POPE MARTIN V:
You have worn men's dress, and cut your hair short in the manner of a man! You blaspheme God and the Holy Scriptures. We sentence you to death by fire, and naked that all may see you are female! This shall be the fate of all who defy Mother Church."
JOAN:
For nothing in this world will I swear not to dress like a man! By the way, Papa, that's a lovely dress you're wearing!
POPE MARTIN V:
Silence, heathen! Is there anyone who would speak for this woman?"
CROWD:
Not us, Papa, we're all good Catholics! Burn the Homasse!!!"

"Christianity indeed has equaled Judaism in the atrocities, and exceeded it in the extent of its desolation. Eleven millions of men, women, and children have been killed in battle, butchered in their sleep, burned to death at public festivals of sacrifice, poisoned, tortured, assassinated, and pillaged in the spirit of the Religion of Peace, and for the glory of the most merciful God. "
Percy Bysshe Shelley (A Refutation of Deism - 1814)